{"id":24416,"date":"2017-06-30T09:57:45","date_gmt":"2017-06-30T06:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=24416"},"modified":"2017-07-04T10:21:59","modified_gmt":"2017-07-04T07:21:59","slug":"bancul-zilei-explicatie-ambigua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=24416","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Explica\u0163ie ambigu\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.e-pets.ro\/ContentFiles\/image\/mura221.jpg?resize=236%2C177\" alt=\"Imagini pentru om cu un caine\" width=\"236\" height=\"177\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Un om statea pe o banca cu un caine langa el.<\/p>\n<p>La un moment dat trece unu pe lang el si il intreaba:<br \/>\n-Domnule, cainele tau musca?<br \/>\n-Nu! Nu musca!<\/p>\n<p>Omul linistit incearca sa treaca. Cainele sare la el si il musca de maini, de picioare, de unde apuca. Omul nostru abia respirand:<br \/>\n-Dapoi mai omule, n-ai zis ca nu musca cainele tau, ma?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Apai asa e! Aista care te-a muscat nu-i cainele meu.<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:hotnews.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om statea pe o banca cu un caine langa el. La un moment dat trece unu pe lang el<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6lO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24417,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24416\/revisions\/24417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}