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1. Un parfum deosebit <\/strong><\/p>\n O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 se adreseaz\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103toarei de la un magazin de cosmetice:<\/p>\n \u2013 A\u015f dori ca b\u0103rbatul meu s\u0103 \u00eemi acorde mai mult\u0103 aten\u0163ie. Ave\u0163i cumva un parfum care miroase ca un computer?<\/p>\n 2. Cei mai des \u00eent\u00e2lni\u0163i termeni figura\u0163i folosi\u0163i de o femeie:<\/strong><\/p>\n Bine<\/strong> \u2013 cuv\u00e2nt folosit de c\u0103tre femeie pentru a pune cap\u0103t unei discu\u0163ii \u00een care \u015ftie ca ea are dreptate si tu trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u0163ii gura \u00eenchis\u0103. Nimic<\/strong> \u2013 \u00eenseamna \u201eceva\u201d si tu ar trebui s\u0103-\u0163i faci griji.<\/p>\n N-ai dec\u00e2t<\/strong> \u2013 este o provocare, nu o permisiune, nu o face! \u00cen fine \u2013 modul prin care \u00ee\u0163i spune elegant \u201cdu-te naibii\u201d.<\/p>\n E \u00een regul\u0103\u201d<\/strong> \u2013 aici se g\u00e2nde\u015fte c\u00e2nd, unde \u015fi cum vei pl\u0103ti pentru gre\u015feala ta.<\/p>\n Oau<\/strong> \u2013 nu este un compliment. Este pur si simplu uimit\u0103 de c\u00e2t de idioate pot fi unele persoane.<\/p>\n 3. Mitul c\u0103 femeile vor numai bani de la b\u0103rba\u0163i<\/strong> a fost inventat de b\u0103rba\u0163ii care nu au bani!<\/p>\n 4. \u2013 De ce se \u00eembrac\u0103 frumos femeile? <\/strong><\/p>\n \u2013 O femeie nu se \u00eembrac\u0103 neap\u0103rat frumos ca s\u0103 impresioneze un b\u0103rbat, ci ca s\u0103 enerveze alt\u0103 femeie.<\/p>\n 5. De ce pl\u00e2ng femeile:<\/strong><\/p>\n -1%: de bucurie!<\/p>\n -1%: de sup\u0103rare!<\/p>\n – 98%: nimeni nu \u015ftie<\/p>\n 6. Femeia este ca Poli\u0163ia Rutier\u0103<\/strong>: \u00ee\u0163i spune toate prostiile din lume, \u00ee\u0163i ia banii, \u00ee\u0163i stric\u0103 buna dispozi\u0163ie \u015fi mai e\u015fti \u015fi vinovat!!<\/p>\n 7. Ochiul de femeie<\/strong><\/p>\n Proprietatea remarcabil\u0103 a ochiului feminin este capacitatea extraordinar\u0103 a acestuia de a remarca un fir de p\u0103r al altei femei pe sacou de la o distan\u0163\u0103 de la zece metri, dar nu reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 disting\u0103 marginea u\u015fii garajului de la de la un metru \u00een timpul parc\u0103rii.<\/p>\n 8. De ce femeile tinere vor b\u0103rba\u0163i mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103?<\/strong> Pentru c\u0103 au auzit c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii se maturizeaz\u0103 dup\u0103 40 de ani.<\/p>\n De ce femeile mature vor b\u0103rba\u0163i mai tineri? Pentru c\u0103 experien\u0163a le-a demonstrat c\u0103 nu e adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n 9. Cum g\u00e2dili o femeie fi\u0163oas\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n \u2013 Gucci, Gucci, Gucci\u2026<\/p>\n 10.\u00a0Cum s\u0103 termini o ceart\u0103 cu o femeie.\u00a0<\/strong>B\u0103rbatul are dou\u0103 variante s\u0103 termine rapid o ceart\u0103 cu femeia:<\/p>\n \u2013 Ori recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 a gre\u015fit.<\/p>\n \u2013 Ori se preface mort.<\/p>\n Sursa:adevarul.ro<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. 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