{"id":24599,"date":"2017-07-05T17:30:24","date_gmt":"2017-07-05T14:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=24599"},"modified":"2017-07-05T10:17:28","modified_gmt":"2017-07-05T07:17:28","slug":"bancul-zilei-87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=24599","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Primul ministru al Israelului viziteaza Statele Unite si se intalneste cu presedintele. Dupa o discutie foarte cordiala, zice presedintele Statelor Unite:<br \/>\n\u2013 In semn de prietenie, vreau sa-ti dau cadou o masina.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu pot primi, zice primul ministru al Israelului, eu sunt politician si se va spune ca am primit mita.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atunci, plateste-mi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Cat?<br \/>\n\u2013 Zece dolari.<br \/>\nSe cauta primul ministru al Israelului prin buzunare, gaseste o bancnota de douazeci de dolari si i-o da presedintelui Statelor Unite.<br \/>\nSe cauta presedintele Statelor Unite prin buzunare si nu gaseste zece dolari, sa dea restul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu-i nimic, spune primul ministru al Israelului, mai da o masina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Primul ministru al Israelului viziteaza Statele Unite si se intalneste cu presedintele. Dupa o discutie foarte cordiala, zice presedintele Statelor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6oL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24601,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24599\/revisions\/24601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}