{"id":24713,"date":"2017-07-06T10:43:50","date_gmt":"2017-07-06T07:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=24713"},"modified":"2017-07-06T10:43:50","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T07:43:50","slug":"bancul-zilei-88","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=24713","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un poli\u021bist ajunge la locul unui accident unde o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00een care se afla un cuplu a ie\u0219it de pe autostrad\u0103, a omor\u00e2t mai multe animale \u0219i a d\u0103r\u00e2mat un hambar. \u00cel ia deoparte pe b\u0103rbat, care abia se mai \u021binea pe picioare \u0219i se sprijinea de nevast\u0103-sa \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2013 Fii sincer, c\u00e2t ai b\u0103ut?<br \/>\n\u2013 Am b\u0103ut zece beri \u0219i patru sticle de vin. Sunt beat, ce mai\u2026 zice b\u0103rbatul.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218tiu c\u0103 e\u0219ti beat! zice poli\u021bistul nervos, dar \u0103sta nu e un motiv ca s\u0103 o la\u0219i pe nevast\u0103-ta s\u0103 conduc\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un poli\u021bist ajunge la locul unui accident unde o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00een care se afla un cuplu a ie\u0219it de pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6qB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24716,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24713\/revisions\/24716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}