{"id":2517,"date":"2015-06-23T05:39:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-23T05:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=2517"},"modified":"2015-06-23T05:39:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-23T05:39:07","slug":"bancul-zilei-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=2517","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Politistul il opreste pe Ion in prima zi, ii da amenda, Ion plateste si-i zice politistului &#8220;Caldura mare, dom&#8217;politist.&#8221;<br \/>\nA doua zi la fel, amenda, Ion plateste dupa care zice: &#8220;Caldura mare, dom&#8217;le politist&#8221;.<br \/>\nA treia zi politistul il opreste iar pe Ion si-i zice<br \/>\n&#8211; Azi nu-ti mai dau amenda dar spune-mi si mie de ce tot spui &#8220;caldura mare&#8221; ?<br \/>\nIon ii raspunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai cum altfel sa-ti spun &#8220;arde-te-ar focu'&#8221; ? :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Politistul il opreste pe Ion in prima zi, ii da amenda, Ion plateste si-i zice politistului &#8220;Caldura mare, dom&#8217;politist.&#8221; A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1671,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Bancul-zilei.jpg?fit=728%2C389&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-EB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2517"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2519,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517\/revisions\/2519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}