{"id":25486,"date":"2017-07-21T13:11:57","date_gmt":"2017-07-21T10:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=25486"},"modified":"2017-07-21T11:12:22","modified_gmt":"2017-07-21T08:12:22","slug":"bancul-zilei-21-iulie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=25486","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei &#8211; 21 Iulie !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un tigan cumpara un teren de casa langa vila unui medic.<br \/>\nCheama un inginer \u0219i un arhitect \u015fi le spune ca vrea sa construiasca o casa identica cu a medicului.<br \/>\nZis si facut.<br \/>\nCand casa a fost gata, tiganul striga de la balcon la medic:<br \/>\n\u2013 Doctore, doctore!<br \/>\n\u2013 Ce este tigane?, \u00eentreb\u0103 medicul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ma pot compara cu tine, ca avem aceasi casa?<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu, r\u0103spunse medicul, deoarece nu avem si acela\u015fi mobilier.<br \/>\nAngajeaza tiganul pe cei care au decorat casa medicului si le da ordin sa ii faca mobilierul intocmai ca al medicului. C<br \/>\nand totul a fost gata, tiganul iese la balcon si striga:<br \/>\n\u2013 Doctore, doctore!<br \/>\n\u2013 Ce este tigane?<br \/>\n\u2013 Acum avem si aceasi mobila, deci ma pot compara cu tine!<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu, nu vezi ca nu avem aceasi masina, spuse medicul aratand catre Mercedesul sau\u2026<br \/>\nTiganu\u2019 face comanda de un Mercedes la fel ca al medicului.<br \/>\nIese la balcon si striga:<br \/>\n\u2013 Doctore, doctore, sunt mai \u201cbine\u201d decat tine!<br \/>\n\u2013 De ce mai tigane?, \u00eentreb\u0103 medicul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Pentru ca avem aceasi casa, aceasi mobila, aceasi masina!<br \/>\n\u2013 Asa, si? De ce esti mai \u201cbine\u201d decat mine?<br \/>\n\u2013 Cum de ce? Eu am vecin un doctor, pe cand tu ai vecin un tigan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tigan cumpara un teren de casa langa vila unui medic. Cheama un inginer \u0219i un arhitect \u015fi le spune<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6D4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25487,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25486\/revisions\/25487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}