1. Dou\u0103 brunete la du\u015f:<\/p>\n
– D\u0103-mi te rog, \u015famponul t\u0103u!<\/p>\n
– Dar ai unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine….<\/p>\n
– \u015etiu, dar \u0103sta este pentru p\u0103r uscat \u015fi eu am p\u0103rul ud!<\/p>\n
2. O brunet\u0103 st\u0103 pe marginea unei \u015fosele \u015fi zice: 81, 81, 81.<\/p>\n
O blond\u0103 trece pe acolo \u015fi o aude pe brunet\u0103 num\u0103r\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n
– Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 81? \u00eentreab\u0103 curioas\u0103 blonda.<\/p>\n
– Dac\u0103 te a\u015fezi pe dunga alb\u0103 din mijlocul drumului \u00ee\u0163i spun, zice bruneta.<\/p>\n
Blonda se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe centrul drumului. Un camion vine \u00een vitez\u0103 \u015fi o arunc\u0103 pe blond\u0103 la c\u00e2\u0163iva metri de marginea \u015foselei.<\/p>\n
Bruneta \u00ee\u015fi aprinde o \u0163igar\u0103 \u015fi zice: 82, 82, 82…<\/p>\n
3. Dou\u0103 brunete c\u0103utau de zor prin p\u0103dure un brad de Cr\u0103ciun.\u00a0 Dup\u0103 o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 de stat \u00een frig \u015fi c\u0103utat, una dintre ele \u00eei spune celeilalte:<\/p>\n
-Auzi, n-ar fi mai bine s\u0103 lu\u0103m unul a\u015fa, f\u0103r\u0103 globuri?<\/p>\n
4. O blond\u0103 \u015fi o brunet\u0103 stau pe o banca \u00een parc.<\/p>\n
– Uite o pas\u0103re moart\u0103, zice bruneta.<\/p>\n
– Unde? zice blonda, uit\u00e2ndu-se spre cer.<\/p>\n
5. Care este leg\u0103tura \u00eentre OZN-uri \u015fi brunetele de\u015ftepte?<\/p>\n
Despre ele se vorbe\u015fte mult, dar nimeni nu le-a v\u0103zut!<\/p>\n
Sursa:adevarul.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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