{"id":26778,"date":"2017-09-04T11:38:50","date_gmt":"2017-09-04T08:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=26778"},"modified":"2017-09-04T08:54:46","modified_gmt":"2017-09-04T05:54:46","slug":"bancuri-amuzante-despre-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=26778","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri amuzante despre \u015fcoal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Imagini<\/p>\n

1. Ora de biologie, Bul\u0103 ascult\u0103 cu ochii pierdu\u0163i lec\u0163ia profesoarei:<\/p>\n

– Corpul omenesc are \u00een mod normal, \u00een jur de 37 de grade Celsius, s\u0103lb\u0103ticiunile au \u00een jur de 39 de grade, iar p\u0103s\u0103rile chiar 42\u2026<\/p>\n

Bul\u0103, m\u0103 ascul\u0163i? Repet\u0103 ce-am zis!<\/p>\n

– Omul are \u00een jur de 37 de grade Celsius, c\u00e2nd devine s\u0103lbatic are 39 de grade, iar c\u00e2nd vede o p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 are chiar 42!<\/p>\n

2. Profesoara le explic\u0103 la \u015fcoal\u0103 copiilor:<\/p>\n

– SIDA se poate lua \u00een rela\u0163ia ea-el, ea-ea sau el-el.<\/p>\n

Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n

– Doamna profesoar\u0103, \u00een rela\u0163ia eu-eu, exist\u0103 vreun risc?<\/p>\n

3. Ora de matematic\u0103. Profesorul spune:<\/p>\n

– M\u00e2ine d\u0103m extemporal! Nu admit niciun absent, pentru niciun motiv!<\/p>\n

– Nici dac\u0103 suntem extenua\u0163i de sex?<\/p>\n

– Nu, c\u0103 pute\u0163i scrie cu m\u00e2na cealalt\u0103!<\/p>\n

4. – Bul\u0103, m\u00e2ine \u00eel voi chema pe taic\u0103-t\u0103u la \u015fcoal\u0103 s\u0103 vorbim despre comportamentul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n

– Foarte bine, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, voi afla \u015fi eu cine-i tata!<\/p>\n

5. Doi copii la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103 se ceart\u0103:<\/p>\n

– Tat\u0103l meu e mai puternic dec\u00e2t al t\u0103u!<\/p>\n

– Nu e adev\u0103rat, al meu e mai puternic!<\/p>\n

– Mama mea e mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t a ta!<\/p>\n

– … a\u015fa zice \u015fi tat\u0103l meu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Ora de biologie, Bul\u0103 ascult\u0103 cu ochii pierdu\u0163i lec\u0163ia profesoarei: – Corpul omenesc are \u00een mod normal, \u00een jur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6XU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26779,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26778\/revisions\/26779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}