{"id":26858,"date":"2017-09-06T14:26:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T11:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=26858"},"modified":"2017-09-06T09:37:48","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T06:37:48","slug":"bancuri-amuzante-bancuri-despre-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=26858","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri amuzante bancuri despre \u015fcoal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.adventurekids.ro\/u\/images\/main_photo\/00002205\/00004442_large.jpg?w=800\" alt=\"Imagini pentru bancuri despre scoala\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bancuripedia.com\/images\/scoala\/scoala_1203.jpg?w=800\" alt=\"Imagini pentru bancuri despre scoala\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/adevarul.ro\/assets\/adevarul.ro\/MRImage\/2016\/02\/04\/56b374a55ab6550cb8737b3b\/646x404.jpg?resize=385%2C241\" alt=\"Imagini pentru bancuri despre scoala\" width=\"385\" height=\"241\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bul\u0103, la reuniunea de 20 de ani, se adreseaz\u0103 fo\u015ftilor lui dasc\u0103li:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8211; Stima\u0163ii mei profesori, m\u0103 tot fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 o \u00eentrebare: chiar at\u00e2t de imbecil eram, de m\u0103 tot l\u0103sa\u0163i corijent?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vaaai, se poate, domnule ministru?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.bancuripedia.com\/images\/scoala\/scoala_1207.jpg?w=800\" alt=\"Imagini pentru bancuri despre scoala\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Profesorul \u00eentreab\u0103 clasa:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8211; Dac\u0103 ave\u0163i un dolar \u015fi-i mai cere\u0163i unul tat\u0103lui vostru, c\u00e2\u0163i dolari ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na, profesorul \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103, iar acesta zice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Un dolar.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu \u015ftii matematic\u0103, zice profesorul dezam\u0103git.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nici dv. nu \u00eel \u015fti\u0163i pe tata.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8211; Mam\u0103, un b\u0103iat m-a b\u0103tut azi la \u015fcoal\u0103!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8211; Da? \u015ei po\u0163i s\u0103-l identifici?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sigur c\u0103 da, am o ureche de-a lui \u00een ghiozdan.<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:adevarul.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Bul\u0103, la reuniunea de 20 de ani, se adreseaz\u0103 fo\u015ftilor lui dasc\u0103li: &#8211; Stima\u0163ii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-6Zc","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26859,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26858\/revisions\/26859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}