{"id":26960,"date":"2017-09-20T10:53:22","date_gmt":"2017-09-20T07:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=26960"},"modified":"2017-09-20T09:04:28","modified_gmt":"2017-09-20T06:04:28","slug":"26960","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=26960","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 z\u00e2mbim, s\u0103 z\u00e2mbim!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cu umorul rom\u00e2nii reu\u015fesc s\u0103 ias\u0103 din orice \u00eemprejurare cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze. Deseori, g\u0103sesc similitudini \u00eentre situa\u0163ii de fapt, st\u0103ri sau personaje care aparent nu au nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n

V\u0103 prezent\u0103m, ast\u0103zi, zece asem\u0103n\u0103ri amuzante care circul\u0103 printre iubitorii de bancuri:<\/p>\n

Pisica \u015fi femeia<\/p>\n

O pisic\u0103 nu st\u0103 la tine \u00een bra\u0163e pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa vrei tu, ci pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa vrea ea. La fel \u015fi cu femeile.<\/p>\n

Femeia \u015fi Poli\u0163ia Rutier\u0103<\/p>\n

Femeia este ca \u015fi poli\u0163ia rutier\u0103: \u00ee\u0163i spune toate prostiile din lume, \u00ee\u0163i ia banii, \u00ee\u0163i stric\u0103 buna dispozi\u0163ie \u015fi mai e\u015fti \u015fi vinovat!<\/p>\n

Restaurante chineze\u015fti \u015fi restaurante rom\u00e2ne\u015fti<\/p>\n

\u2013 Care este diferen\u0163a dintre un restaurant chinezesc \u015fi unul rom\u00e2nesc? \u2013 \u00cen cel chinezesc m\u0103n\u00e2nci p\u00e2n\u0103 te saturi iar \u00een cel rom\u00e2nesc te saturi p\u00e2n\u0103 man\u00e2nci.<\/p>\n

Banii \u015fi cheful<\/p>\n

\u2013 Care este asem\u0103narea dintre bani \u015fi cheful de munc\u0103? \u2013 Ambii vin ca melcul \u015fi dispar ca fulgerul.<\/p>\n

\u015eefii \u015fi vremea<\/p>\n

\u015eefii sunt ca norii: dup\u0103 ce dispar vine vremea frumoas\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015eahul \u015fi c\u0103s\u0103toria<\/p>\n

Mariajul este ca jocul de \u015fah: trebuie s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 de regin\u0103 ca sa nu o p\u0103\u0163easc\u0103 regele.<\/p>\n

Care este asem\u0103narea dintre un b\u0103rbat \u015fi o telecomand\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ambii sunt simpli, u\u015for de folosit \u015fi de obicei \u00eei g\u0103se\u015fti pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 televizor.<\/p>\n

Politica \u015fi fereastra<\/p>\n

Politica e ca sp\u0103latul unei ferestre: nu conteaz\u0103 de care parte e\u015fti, murd\u0103ria este mereu de cealalt\u0103 parte.<\/p>\n

Preotul \u015fi proxenetul<\/p>\n

\u2013 Care este asem\u0103narea dintre un preot \u015fi un proxenet?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Am\u00e2ndoi au aceea\u015fi vorb\u0103: \u201cDu-te cu domnul!\u201d.<\/p>\n

Sursa:adevarul.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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