{"id":27132,"date":"2017-09-26T15:03:20","date_gmt":"2017-09-26T12:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=27132"},"modified":"2017-09-26T15:06:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-26T12:06:30","slug":"cainele-rau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=27132","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri, bancuri&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<strong>C\u00e2ine r\u0103u<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/i.dedeman.ro\/media\/catalog\/product\/cache\/dedeman\/image\/1500x1499\/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95\/5\/0\/5004054_4.jpg?resize=173%2C173&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Imagini pentru caine rau placute\" width=\"173\" height=\"173\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Intr-o zi, Tache se hotaraste sa-i faca o vizita prietenului sau, Mache. Ajungand la casa acestuia, vede o placa mare la poarta: &#8220;Caine rau! Intrati pe propria raspundere! Mai aveti timp sa va razganditi!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Usor intimidat, intra in curte. De caine, nici urma. La usa casei vede alta placa: &#8220;CAINE RAU! Daca tineti la viata, intoarceti-va acum!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Speriat de-a binelea, deschide usor usa si paseste in hol, unde il intampina amicul Mache. Intr-un colt, un caine apatic.<br \/>\n&#8211; Salut, Mache! Dar ce-i cu toate avertismentele astea, vad ca dulaul tau zace cat se poate de pasiv. Parca ziceai ca-i rau?!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E rau, e foarte rau, raspunde Mache, dar se consuma in el\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Un melc sup\u0103rat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.mamalisa.com\/images\/photos\/snail_melc2.jpg?resize=247%2C185\" alt=\"Imagini pentru melc\" width=\"247\" height=\"185\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"clear\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Un melc bate la usa unui urs.<\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><span lang=\"IT\">Iese ursul, se zgaieste, nu vede pe nimeni, dupa care se uita in jos si da de melc.\u00a0<\/span><span lang=\"FR\">Enervat, il ia pe melc de guler si-l azvarle cat poate de departe.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><span lang=\"IT\">Dupa 6 luni se aud iar batai in usa ursului, care iese din casa si da cu ochii de melc.<br \/>\nMelcul,nervos: <\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><span lang=\"IT\">-&#8220;Ia asculta, ma, ce-a fost faza asta de adineauri?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\">Sursa:hotnews.ro<\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0C\u00e2ine r\u0103u &nbsp; Intr-o zi, Tache se hotaraste sa-i faca o vizita prietenului sau, Mache. Ajungand la casa acestuia, vede<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-73C","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27132"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27134,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27132\/revisions\/27134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}