{"id":27355,"date":"2017-10-02T11:38:12","date_gmt":"2017-10-02T08:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=27355"},"modified":"2017-10-02T08:39:37","modified_gmt":"2017-10-02T05:39:37","slug":"bancul-zilei-accidentul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=27355","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Accidentul"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 class=\"title\"><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/h1>\n<div class=\"autor\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"articleContent\">Un ardelean si un oltean fac accident. Masinile lor se ciocnesc si se fac praf, dar cei doi scapa teferi si fara nicio zgarietura.<br \/>\nArdeleanul ii spune olteanului:<br \/>\n&#8211; No, uita-te la masinile noastre, cred ca soarta a vrut sa ne intalnim si sa deschidem o afacere impreuna.<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, cred ca soarta, zice olteanul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Hai ca aveam o sticla de vin in portbagaj. O caut si sarbatorim, spune ardeleanul.<br \/>\nGaseste el sticla intacta si i-o intinde olteanului, care bea jumatate din ea.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sursa:life.hotnews.ro<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Un ardelean si un oltean fac accident. Masinile lor se ciocnesc si se fac praf, dar cei doi scapa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27205,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/14942259909987e45a.jpg?fit=560%2C339&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-77d","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27357,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355\/revisions\/27357"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}