{"id":27664,"date":"2017-10-06T11:55:32","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T08:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=27664"},"modified":"2017-10-06T11:01:20","modified_gmt":"2017-10-06T08:01:20","slug":"glume-cu-doctori-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=27664","title":{"rendered":"Glume cu doctori"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctorul:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu-mi place deloc cum ar\u0103ta\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Pacienta:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ei, doctore, nici dumneata nu e\u015fti vreo frumuse\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0Ce e mai bine s\u0103 fii? Medic uman sau veterinar?<\/p>\n<p>-Veterinar, deoarece pacien\u0163ii nu te cheam\u0103 c\u00e2nd n-au nimic.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Un om r\u0103nit la picior cu ciob de sticl\u0103 merge la doctor.<\/p>\n<p>-Iat\u0103 medicamentele! \u00eei zise acesta, \u00eenm\u00e2n\u00e2ndu-i ni\u015fte pic\u0103turi pentru ochi \u00eentr-o sticlu\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Bine, doctore, dar eu sunt r\u0103nit la picior!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u015etiu, pentru c\u0103 n-ai v\u0103zut unde calci!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>-Trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 prescriu o re\u0163et\u0103 de sl\u0103bire, \u00eei spuse doctorul unei cliente.<\/p>\n<p>-Cum, sunt a\u015fa de gras\u0103? ripost\u0103 aceasta.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, dar pentru greutatea ce-o avei sunte\u0163i mai scund\u0103 cu o jum\u0103tate de metru.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Sursa:adevarul.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctorul: &#8211; Nu-mi place deloc cum ar\u0103ta\u0163i. Pacienta: &#8211; Ei, doctore, nici dumneata nu e\u015fti vreo frumuse\u0163e. &nbsp; &#8211;\u00a0Ce e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27606,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/646x404-1-1.jpg?fit=646%2C404&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-7cc","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27665,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27664\/revisions\/27665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}