{"id":28973,"date":"2017-11-07T10:49:41","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T08:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=28973"},"modified":"2017-11-07T09:05:21","modified_gmt":"2017-11-07T07:05:21","slug":"ce-noroc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=28973","title":{"rendered":"Ce noroc!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O ambulanta goneste pe strazi si la o intersectie se rastoarna si accidenteaza un pieton. Soferul coboara imediat, ridica victima, o instaleaza pe targa si continua drumul spre spital. La un moment dat, se intoarce zambind spre accidentat si ii spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce noroc formidabil ati avut ca treceam pe aici!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dou\u0103 b\u0103bu\u0163e stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a blocului.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Trece o vecin\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele. Una din ele exclam\u0103:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; O vezi p-asta? \u015etii ce noroc a dat peste ea? Are so\u0163, amat \u015fi a fost \u015fi violat\u0103 ieri seara!!!<\/p>\n<p>Sursa:hotnews.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O ambulanta goneste pe strazi si la o intersectie se rastoarna si accidenteaza un pieton. Soferul coboara imediat, ridica victima,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28974,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/emoticon.jpg?fit=900%2C474&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-7xj","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28973"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28977,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28973\/revisions\/28977"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}