{"id":32345,"date":"2018-02-09T10:45:51","date_gmt":"2018-02-09T08:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=32345"},"modified":"2018-02-09T10:45:51","modified_gmt":"2018-02-09T08:45:51","slug":"bancuri-haioase-gripa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=32345","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri haioase: GRIPA"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Leacul pentru gripa<\/strong><\/p>\n

Intr-o farmacie intra patronul acesteia si vede un tip care tinea in brate un stalp fara sa faca o miscare.Il intraba pe farmacistul de serviciu:
\n– Ce a patit domnul?
\n– Pai a venit sa cumpere medicamente pentru gripa si cum nu mai aveam i-am dat un laxativ.
\n– Esti nebun? Gripa nu trece cu din astea!
\n– Pai, uitati, sefu’, nici nu mai are curaj sa tuseasca.<\/p>\n

Nu da\u0163i curs tenta\u0163iei!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daca intalnesti o femeie frumoasa, fierbinte, cu ochi stralucitori, buze umede si care freamata din tot corpul\u2026, las-o in pace! Are gripa!!!!.<\/p>\n

Dragostea este ca gripa<\/h4>\n

Dragostea este ca gripa: se ia \u00een strad\u0103 \u015fi se vindec\u0103 \u00een pat.<\/p>\n

Sursa: google.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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