{"id":38365,"date":"2018-07-06T11:26:15","date_gmt":"2018-07-06T08:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=38365"},"modified":"2018-07-06T11:26:15","modified_gmt":"2018-07-06T08:26:15","slug":"bancul-zilei-iepurasul-isi-facea-lucrarea-de-licenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=38365","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei, iepura\u0219ul \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea lucrarea de licen\u021b\u0103&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iepurasul isi facea lucrarea de licenta.<\/p>\n<p>Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce faci iepurasule, despre ce scrii tu acolo&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>&#8211; Am inceput lucrarea de cercetare despre cum este mancata vulpea de catre iepuras&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ha, ha, ha&#8230;. pai cum o sa manace un amarat de iepuras o vulpe, poate invers&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cercetare stiinfica vulpeo, daca nu crezi te astept deseara la vizuina&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dimineata, padurea uimita de mirare&#8230;. in fata vizuinei pielea vulpei era intinsa la uscat&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Curios lupul, apare si el la iepuras si il intreaba:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Despre ce scrii tu acolo iepurasule?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sunt la cercetarea propriu-zisa din lucrarea de licenta, studiez cum e mancat lupul de catre iepuras&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ha, ha, ha&#8230;.. cum o sa manance un amarat ca tine un lup mare si tare ca mine?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Asta e cercetare stiintifica serioasa, daca nu crezi ne vedem deseara la viziuna&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dimineata stupoare mare in toata padurea&#8230; pielea lupului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a vulpii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nemairezistand, ursul o apuca si el spre iepuras si il intreaba:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Despre ce mai scrii tu acolo iepurasule?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sunt deja la concluziile cercetarii in care demonstrez cum e mancat ursul de catre iepuras&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho&#8230; ce tot spui pricajitule&#8230;. cum sa manance un mititel ca tine un urs mare ca mine?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu crezi? Aceasta este o cercetare stiintifica, nu e o gluma, vino deseara la vizuina si ai sa te convingi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In dimineata urmatoare toata padurea era socata&#8230; pielea ursului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a lupului si cea a vulpii&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Dupa cateva ore, cand lighioanele padurii se raspandisera care incotro, razand, iepurasul iesi din vizuina de gat cu leul care ii spuse:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ai vazut iepurasule? Ce iti spuneam eu? Nu tema conteaza, ci coordonatorul&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iepurasul isi facea lucrarea de licenta. Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba: &#8211; Ce faci iepurasule, despre ce scrii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":38372,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amuzament"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/emoticons-for-facebook.jpg?fit=1160%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-9YN","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38373,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38365\/revisions\/38373"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/38372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}