{"id":5923,"date":"2015-12-08T10:08:58","date_gmt":"2015-12-08T07:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=5923"},"modified":"2015-12-08T10:08:58","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T07:08:58","slug":"bancul-zilei-8-decembrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=5923","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei – 8 Decembrie !!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Doi polisti\u0219ti mergeau cu masina politiei\u00a0pe strada, cand la un moment dat au pierdut controlul volanului iar masina s-a izbit de un stalp.<\/p>\n

Dupa ce politi\u0219tii si-au revenit din urma acestui impact , unul dintre ei ii spune celuilalt :<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u2033Ar trebui sa primim o prim\u0103 la salariu !!\u2033<\/p>\n

–\u00a0“De ce ? \u201c intreaba celalalt politist .<\/p>\n

– \u2033 Pentru ca macar am ajuns primii la acest accident rutier\u00a0 !!”<\/p>\n

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