{"id":61851,"date":"2020-04-01T08:26:19","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T05:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=61851"},"modified":"2020-04-01T08:26:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T05:26:22","slug":"pacaleli-de-1-aprilie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=61851","title":{"rendered":"P\u0103c\u0103leli de 1 aprilie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ziua de 1 aprilie trebuie s\u0103 fie distractiv\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de surprize chiar dac\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103. \u021ai-am preg\u0103tit o serie de p\u0103c\u0103leli de 1 aprilie, idei de farse de f\u0103cut \u00een cas\u0103 celor dragi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRaAt0Kayqy_tF1TaW3mW0hy54CCrXqCEfNG9jX6kvU3kOWjrs_&amp;usqp=CAU\" alt=\"ziua pacalelilor Arhive - Webecom.ro\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Idei pentru p\u0103c\u0103leli f\u0103cute \u00een cas\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Pune \u00een pasta de din\u021bi usturoi tocat m\u0103runt; <\/li><li>Pune \u00een cutia de lapte colorant alimentar;<\/li><li>Schimb\u0103 sarea cu zah\u0103rul \u0219i fii atent la expresia fe\u021bei c\u00e2nd vor gusta din m\u00e2ncare; <\/li><li>Adun\u0103 mai multe ceasuri, pune-le alarma la o or\u0103 fix\u0103 \u0219i ascunde-le prin toat\u0103 casa; <\/li><li>Pune peste noapte un bol de lapte cu cereale \u00een congelator \u0219i las\u0103-l s\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021be. <\/li><li>Diminea\u021b\u0103 ofer\u0103 bolul cu cereale pentru a fi servit la micul dejun. Pune o lingur\u0103 l\u00e2ng bol, pentru a nu observa c\u0103 laptele este \u00eenghe\u021bat;<\/li><li>Deseneaz\u0103 p\u0103ienjeni pe h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103. <\/li><li><strong>P\u0103c\u0103leal\u0103 de 1 aprilie pentru copii \u0219i adul\u021bi;<\/strong> <\/li><li>Preg\u0103te\u0219te un \u201cdesert delicios\u201d. <\/li><li>Mere glazurate din cepe; <\/li><li>C\u00e2nd un membru al familiei doarme, pune-i fri\u0219c\u0103 \u00een palm\u0103, iar apoi g\u00e2dil\u0103-l la nas astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se scarpine cu m\u00e2na plin\u0103 de fri\u0219c\u0103. <strong>P\u0103c\u0103leli de 1 aprilie f\u0103cute acas\u0103<\/strong> <\/li><li>Pune sare fin\u0103 pe periu\u021bele de din\u021bi din baie. A\u0219teapt\u0103-le reac\u021biile celor din cas\u0103 dis de diminea\u021b\u0103. <\/li><li>Cump\u0103r\u0103 biscui\u021bi \u0219i \u00eenlocuie\u0219te-le crema cu past\u0103 de din\u021bi. Acum, serve\u0219te-i pe to\u021bi din cas\u0103. <\/li><li><strong>P\u0103c\u0103leli de 1 aprilie<\/strong><\/li><li> Printeaz\u0103 desene cu g\u00e2ndaci \u0219i lipe\u0219te-le pe interiorul l\u0103mpilor<\/li><li>. Pune mentosane \u00een cuburile de ghea\u021b\u0103 pe care le bagi la congelator. D\u0103-le c\u00e2te un cub de ghea\u021b\u0103 celor din familie care obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 bea cola.<\/li><li>\u00cenlocuie\u0219te \u00eenghe\u021bata din cutie cu ghea\u021b\u0103 pisat\u0103 \u0219i serve\u0219te-i pe cei din cas\u0103. Ia un deodorant crem\u0103, scoate din el pasta \u0219i pune \u00een loc past\u0103 de br\u00e2nz\u0103. <\/li><li>  <strong>P\u0103c\u0103leli f\u0103cute prin telefon<\/strong><\/li><li>Cuiva \u00eei e dor de \u021bine, are nevoie de \u021bine, se g\u00e2nde\u015fte la tine, vrea s\u0103 fie cu tine, vrea s\u0103 fi\u0163i mereu al\u0103turi. \u015etii cine? Maimu\u0163a de la ZOO!<\/li><li>Iubitul meu drag, doresc s\u0103-\u021bi dau o veste: SUNT \u00ceNS\u0102RCINAT\u0102 cu noi atribu\u021bii la servici. Sper s\u0103-mi dea \u0219i m\u0103rire de salariu !<\/li><li> Dragul meu, cump\u0103r\u0103 \u00een drum spre cas\u0103 un pui \u0219i ni\u0219te cartofi: m-a sunat mama s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 se mut\u0103 cu noi o vreme!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:libertatea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ziua de 1 aprilie trebuie s\u0103 fie distractiv\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de surprize chiar dac\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103. \u021ai-am preg\u0103tit o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61853,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/images.jpg?fit=311%2C162&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-g5B","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61854,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61851\/revisions\/61854"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/61853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}