C\u00e2nd i-am zis maic\u0103-mii azi :
\u201cNu ai voie s\u0103 ie\u0219i afar\u0103!\u201d mi-am sim\u021bit r\u0103zbunat\u0103 toat\u0103 Copil\u0103ria!
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D\u0103ncil\u0103 ar fi rezolvat rapid situa\u021bia : \u00eenchidea imediat grani\u021ba Rom\u00e2niei cu Italia.
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Menajera mea lucreaz\u0103 de acas\u0103…M\u0103 sun\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi spune ce s\u0103 fac…
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E a treia oar\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta c\u00e2nd imi cump\u0103r b\u0103utur\u0103 pt dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni…
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Pentru cei care doresc senza\u021bii tari, organiz\u0103m plimb\u0103ri cu IZOLETA!
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Vreau s\u0103-l g\u0103sesc pe \u0103la care de Revelion \u0219i-a pus dorin\u021ba ca \u00een 2020 s\u0103 stea c\u00e2t mai mult cu familia…
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Dac\u0103 trece acest virus o s\u0103 fac\u0103 rom\u00e2nii ni\u0219te gr\u0103tare de o s\u0103 zic\u0103 ungurii c\u0103 ne-am dat foc la \u021bar\u0103.
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C\u00e2\u021bi oameni mai au voie \u00een public?
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Hot\u0103r\u00e2re oficial\u0103: Rom\u00e2nia lupt\u0103 \u00eempotriva Coronavirusului p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 22 august. Dac\u0103 nu \u00eenvinge, pe 23 august \u00eentoarce armele \u0219i lupt\u0103 al\u0103turi de Coronavirus.
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A treia zi de carantin\u0103 \u0219i deja am m\u00e2ncat tot ce am cump\u0103rat \u00een ultimele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.
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C\u00e2nd aud pe cineva c\u0103 spune: \u201cTotul va fi bine!\u201d mi-o amintesc pe mama spun\u00e2nd: \u201cVino aici c\u0103 nu-\u021bi fac nimic!\u201d
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\u0218tie cineva mai exact c\u00e2t trebuie p\u0103strat\u0103 aceast\u0103 \u201cdistan\u021bare social\u0103?\u201d
C\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 intre \u00een cas\u0103…
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Primul semn de coronavirus, care apare inainte de febr\u0103 sau tuse, e c\u0103 te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103-n c.r s\u0103 ie\u0219i afar\u0103 din cas\u0103.
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Primul deces din Rusia cauzat de coronavirus. Pacientul avea \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i alte afec\u021biuni: la autopsie i-ai g\u0103sit un glon\u021b \u00een ceaf\u0103!
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\u00cemi amintesc ce frumos era la ora asta….Cum ne scuipam \u0219i ne \u00eenjuram \u00een trafic. Ce vremuri…
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To\u021bi ie\u0219i\u021bi cu c\u00e2inele. Eu am broasc\u0103 \u021bestoas\u0103. Am ie\u0219it acum trei zile \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 cobo\u00e2m sc\u0103rile.
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CUM CREZI C\u0102 SE TERMIN\u0102 CARANTINA?
A. Cu 10 kg \u00een plus?
B. Alcoolic\/a
C. Divor\u021bat\/a
D. Toate r\u0103spunsurile sunt corecte.
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\u00centrebare: Pe unde pot trece din Fran\u021ba, Germania, Austria?
R\u0103spuns:
Pe la Matei Bal\u0219
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C\u00e2nd se va termina nebunia asta, vreau s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n lini\u0219tit acas\u0103, m\u0103car c\u00e2teva zile…
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Hagi ne sf\u0103tuie\u0219te: \u201cImportant nu e s\u0103 stai \u00een cas\u0103. Important e s\u0103 nu ie\u0219i afar\u0103.\u201d
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A 12-a zi de izolare.
Din jurnalul unui b\u0103rbat:
\u201cEu \u0219i nevast\u0103-mea am devenit a\u0219a buni prieteni 😊 c\u0103 era c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103-i povestesc de amant\u0103…\u201d
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Banc mi\u0219to pe fb:
Ca s\u0103 nu se supere poporul rom\u00e2n, domnii Arafat, Iohanis, Orb\u00e1n \u0219i Hellvig au cooptat \u00een celula de criz\u0103 un rom\u00e2n.
\u00cei spun Streinu\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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