{"id":76266,"date":"2021-05-27T10:05:56","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T07:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=76266"},"modified":"2021-05-27T10:06:02","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T07:06:02","slug":"glume-despre-iubire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=76266","title":{"rendered":"Glume despre iubire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>\u201dGLUME\u0218TE \u00ceN IUBIRE, DAR NU IUBI \u00ceN GLUM\u0102!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dracu se \u00eensoar\u0103!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dracu isi cauta o sotie cuminte, frumoasa, desteapta, devreme acasa, etc&#8230;femeia perfecta. Si o cauta s o cauta&#8230;si nimic. Se gandeste sa apeleze la Dumnezeu:<br>&#8211; Doamne, ajuta-ma si pe mine sa o gasesc ca de ani de zile o caut.<br>&#8211; Du-te si pune in cea mai populata zona de pe pamant o oglinda, cea care nu se va uita in ea, pe aia sa o iei de nevasta.<br>Zis si facut. 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