{"id":76755,"date":"2021-06-11T09:47:05","date_gmt":"2021-06-11T06:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=76755"},"modified":"2021-06-11T09:47:10","modified_gmt":"2021-06-11T06:47:10","slug":"glume-despre-cursul-euro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=76755","title":{"rendered":"GLUME despre cursul EURO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"481\" data-attachment-id=\"76756\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=76756\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce.jpg?fit=720%2C481&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,481\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce.jpg?fit=720%2C481&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce.jpg?resize=720%2C481\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-76756\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/4d82c7b4-14ae-44cc-9364-cb968c3cb4ce.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"76757\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=76757\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?fit=810%2C538&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"810,538\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"810x0_154843147749726cfb\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?fit=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?fit=800%2C531&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?resize=739%2C491\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-76757\" width=\"739\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?w=810&amp;ssl=1 810w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/810x0_154843147749726cfb.jpg?resize=768%2C510&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 739px) 100vw, 739px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Specul\u0103m sarcastic aceast\u0103 cre\u0219tere a cursului valutar \u0219i venim pe pia\u021ba glumelor cu urm\u0103toarele tranzac\u021bii pamfletare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>&#8211;\u00a0 \u0218mecherii rom\u00e2ni afecta\u021bi de cursul euro! Se v\u0103d nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 se pozeze cu teancuri de lei pentru c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i mai permit s\u0103 cumpere mul\u021bi euro!<br>\u00a0<br>&#8211; Panic\u0103 la bursa de verde\u021buri din Obor! Leg\u0103tura de p\u0103trunjel a ajuns s\u0103 fie cotat\u0103 la un maxim istoric de 0,10 Euro.<br>\u00a0<br>&#8211; O gospodin\u0103 expert\u0103 \u00een specula\u021bii financiare d\u0103 sfaturi rom\u00e2nilor: \u00cen fiecare toamn\u0103 pune\u021bi euro la borcane, nu mur\u0103turi. O s\u0103 v\u0103 prind\u0103 bine peste iarn\u0103!<br>\u00a0<br>&#8211; Vom fi at\u00e2t de s\u0103raci \u00eenc\u00e2t nu ne vom mai permite s\u0103 particip\u0103m la Eurovision, ci vom organiza un concurs local sub numele Leuvision.<br>\u00a0<br>&#8211; \u00cen mod paradoxal, cum cre\u0219te euro \u0219i leul se depreciaz\u0103, rom\u00e2nii fac referire la multe tranzac\u021bii cu moneda din Botswana.<br>\u00a0<br>&#8211; Un mod inedit de a evita astfel de cre\u0219teri ale cursului valutar ar fi s\u0103 ne schimb\u0103m moneda \u0219i s\u0103 trecem la LEURO, o moned\u0103 hibrid\u0103 care s\u0103 valoreze c\u00e2t un euro.<br>\u00a0Sursa:zutv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Specul\u0103m sarcastic aceast\u0103 cre\u0219tere a cursului valutar \u0219i venim pe pia\u021ba glumelor cu urm\u0103toarele tranzac\u021bii pamfletare: &#8211;\u00a0 \u0218mecherii rom\u00e2ni afecta\u021bi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":76758,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Euro_banknotes_Europa_series.png?fit=1069%2C1205&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-jXZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76759,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76755\/revisions\/76759"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/76758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}