{"id":78611,"date":"2021-08-30T11:14:31","date_gmt":"2021-08-30T08:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=78611"},"modified":"2021-08-30T18:10:06","modified_gmt":"2021-08-30T15:10:06","slug":"ofiterulpoze-cu-maimuta-si-comisarulobeala-de-la-politia-rutiera-harlau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=78611","title":{"rendered":"Ofi\u021berul\u201dpoze cu maimu\u021ba\u201d \u0219i comisarul\u201dobeal\u0103\u201d de la Poli\u021bia Rutier\u0103 H\u00e2rl\u0103u"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sup\u0103rare  mare \u00een Cadrul Serviciului Rutier H\u00e2rl\u0103u, pentru faptul doi angaja\u021bi, c\u0103 \u0219i-au permis s\u0103 \u00eenregistreze ilegal doi avoca\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cine sunt cei \u00een cauz\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ofi\u021berul, care p\u00e2n\u0103 acum trei luni, plimba maimu\u021ba \u00een manejul servicii pa\u0219apoarete, denumit\u201domul cu maimu\u021ba\u201d, a ajuns peste noapte mare comisar de H\u00e2rl\u0103u  \u0219i, colegul s\u0103u \u201dcomisarul obeal\u0103\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cei doi sunt prieteni\u201dla cataram\u0103\u201d sunt trecu\u021bi pe lista la firma\u201d\u021a\u0103pu\u0219\u0103\u201d, iar gestul lor este ,calificat de un coleg sub anomimat,  m\u00e2rl\u0103nie, dincolo de aspectul ilegal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu privire la \u201domul cu maimu\u021ba\u201d, care 15 ani a f\u0103cut poze cu maimu\u021ba la pa\u0219apoarte, printr-o \u00eent\u00e2mplare fericit\u0103 a ajuns ofi\u021ber cu trei stele la Serviciul Rutier H\u00e2rl\u0103u. Dornic s\u0103 se perfec\u021bioneze, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 studieze Codul Penal din 1968&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lucianmindruta.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chimp_1476818c.jpg?resize=679%2C435&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"In acest text va rog frumos sa va uitati la o maimuta \u2013 Inchirieri de idei\" width=\"252\" height=\"161\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Comisarul\u201dobeal\u0103\u201d, se face remarcat printr-o \u021binut\u0103 pe care o \u00eent\u00e2lnim la orice muritor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>pantofii de asfalt, \u00een opinia domniei sale, nu suport\u0103 noroiul;<\/li><li>aparatul foto de la g\u00e2t, evident din dotarea poli\u021biei, este pe post de cas\u0103 de marcat bancnote de 100\/200 de euro;<\/li><li>un alt accesoriu sesizabil este \u201dcucul din piept\u201d, care dovede\u0219te calit\u0103\u021bile lui speciale ;\u00een opinia domniei sale, dac\u0103 \u00eel prinde pe Siru Haret \u00eei va aplica drastice amenzi \u0219i \u00eei va s\u0103lta permisul;<\/li><li>ceea ce \u00eel va m\u00e2nia pe \u00eensu\u0219i preafericitul Daniel, este crucea de la g\u00e2t; <\/li><li>\u0219i nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, un element care epateaz\u0103, \u00eel reprezint\u0103 inelul de la m\u00e2n\u0103\u201dcap de bou\u201d, probabil inspirat din istoriografia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Fa\u021b\u0103 de aceste aspecte, sper ca domii poli\u021bi\u0219ti s\u0103 nu se \u0219ifoneze prea mult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sup\u0103rare mare \u00een Cadrul Serviciului Rutier H\u00e2rl\u0103u, pentru faptul doi angaja\u021bi, c\u0103 \u0219i-au permis s\u0103 \u00eenregistreze ilegal doi avoca\u021bi. 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