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Iat\u0103 cele mai bune glume \u0219i bancuri ap\u0103rute de Black Friday:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “De ce se numesc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ‘Black Friday’ zilele cu reduceri? Pentru c\u0103 mor cel pu\u021bin 3-4 clien\u021bi la coad\u0103”;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “De Black Friday, ciorbele de la terasele din zona Hala Matache vin cu dou\u0103 mu\u0219te \u00een loc de una”;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “Patriarhia \u0219i-a anun\u021bat enoria\u0219ii c\u0103 de Black Friday pot dona \u0219i sume foarte mici”;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “Reduceri masive la benzin\u0103rii de Black Friday: benzina \u0219i motorina se vor scumpi cu doar 10 bani pe litru!”;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “La economatele din Sectorul 5 fiecare vineri e Black Friday”;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “Consiliul de Administra\u021bie al Ho\u021bilor de Buzunare anun\u021b\u0103 cu regret c\u0103 membrii ei nu-\u0219i permit s\u0103 fac\u0103 nicio reducere”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “Biserica a promis c\u0103 de la anul o s\u0103 participe la\u00a0Black Friday\u00a0cu ni\u0219te moa\u0219te care iart\u0103 p\u0103cate cu 25-40% mai grele sau iart\u0103 dou\u0103 p\u0103cate la o singur\u0103 coad\u0103”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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