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De Ziua Culturii Na\u021bionale personalit\u0103\u021bi din via\u021ba public\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia au \u021binut s\u0103 \u00eel omagieze pe Mihai Eminescu cu c\u00e2teva versuri emblematice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

KLAUS IOHANNIS:
“Cobori \u00een jos, Luceaf\u0103r bl\u00e2nd,
\u0218i vezi, te rog, tupeul:
Am numai ski si golf \u00een g\u00e2nd,
\u0218i iubesc pe-se-de-ul!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DIANA IOVANOVICI-\u0218O\u0218OAC\u0102:
“Somnoroase p\u0103s\u0103rele
Pe la cap mi se adun\u0103
\u0218i sunt tot mai multicele
De vreo lun\u0103.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FLORIN C\u00ce\u021aU:
“De n-ar fi fost s\u0103 guvernez
Era\u021bi s\u0103raci \u0219i goi!
Da’ nu vreau s\u0103 spun ce fumez,
C\u0103 sigur vre\u021bi \u0219i voi!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DANA BUDEANU:
“Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 plopi, tot f\u0103r\u0103 so\u021b,
O s\u0103 trec iar\u0103\u0219i, b\u0103i!
Cu cin’ s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103rit, c\u0103 to\u021bi
Sunt ni\u0219te f\u0103t\u0103l\u0103i!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ADRIAN COPILU’ MINUNE:
“Vreme trece, vreme vine,
A\u0219a sunt zilele mele,
Mor dujmanii c\u0103 cultura
Are-n trend numai manele!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ION ILIESCU:
“Tr\u0103ind \u00een cercul vostru str\u00e2mt
Pe to\u021bi timpul v\u0103 trece!
Doar eu \u00een lumea mea m\u0103 simt
Nemuritor \u0219i rece\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GIC\u0102 HAGI:
“\u0218i dac\u0103 ramuri bat \u00een geam
De se cutremur crinii,
E semn c\u0103 poate \u00eei b\u0103team,
Da’ ne-au b\u0103tut ei primii!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

KELEMEN HUNOR:
“De la Nistru p\u00e2n’ la Tisa
Tot maghiaru’ pl\u00e2nsu-mi-s-a
C\u0103 la smartphone bateria
St\u0103 prost cu-autonomia!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FLORIN IORDACHE:
“Tu e\u0219ti Mircea? Nuu, Florin!
\u0218i-am o ordonan\u021b\u0103 tare!
N-ai habar cum te combin,
Haide, alt\u0103 \u00eentrebare!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

VIORICA D\u0102NCIL\u0102:
“Vreme trece, vreme vine
\u0218i de vine s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103!
Orice om \u00eei este team\u0103
De vorbit limba rom\u00e2n\u0103!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218OC<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 mai multe str\u0103duin\u021be, o familie a reu\u0219it s\u0103-\u0219i achite facturile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103rase bilete pentru vacan\u021b\u0103\u0219i nu au mai avut bani s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere haine, singura solu\u021bie a fost aceasta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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