{"id":84141,"date":"2022-03-10T12:44:57","date_gmt":"2022-03-10T10:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=84141"},"modified":"2022-03-10T12:45:02","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T10:45:02","slug":"haz-de-necaz-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=84141","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8211; \u00cen cur\u00e2nd, prin Rom\u00e2nia n-o s\u0103 mai ag\u0103\u021bi cu ma\u0219ina, ci cu benzina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu \u0219tiu de ce zice toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 s-a scumpit benzina. Eu tot de 50 de lei bag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Guvernul va lansa programul pentru tineret &#8220;Primul Plin&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut un plin a fost anul trecut. \u0218i \u0103la era la vasul cu ap\u0103 pentru parbriz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Proverbele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti au \u00eenceput s\u0103 fie updatate: &#8220;Frate frate, dar benzina e pe bani&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; S-a scumpit at\u00e2t de tare carburantul \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219oferii de la RATB \u00eei roag\u0103 pe c\u0103l\u0103torii care se urc\u0103 \u00een autobuz s\u0103 pun\u0103 bani la motorin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; B\u0103ie\u021bii din Doroban\u021bi nu se mai dau cu parfum c\u00e2nd ies \u00een ora\u0219, acum se dau cu c\u00e2\u021biva stropi de benzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Firmele de benzin\u0103rie au anun\u021bat c\u0103 dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea major\u0103ri la pre\u021bul benzinei e timpul s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i o reducere, pentru a nu-\u0219i descuraja clien\u021bii: vor introduce litrul de 900 ml.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Marii finan\u021bi\u0219ti v\u0103 recomand\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi economiile \u00een benzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Recomandare la televizor: &#8220;Pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea dumneavoastr\u0103 consuma\u021bi cel mult doi litri de benzin\u0103 pe zi!&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"490\" height=\"426\" data-attachment-id=\"84147\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=84147\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/ce_a_patit_un_microbuz_cand_a_vazut_preturile_la_benzina.jpg?fit=490%2C426&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"490,426\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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