{"id":85007,"date":"2022-04-06T10:31:46","date_gmt":"2022-04-06T07:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=85007"},"modified":"2022-04-06T10:31:52","modified_gmt":"2022-04-06T07:31:52","slug":"haz-de-necaz-86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=85007","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"85008\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=85008\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41.jpg?fit=720%2C900&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,900\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41.jpg?fit=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41.jpg?fit=720%2C900&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41.jpg?resize=432%2C540\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85008\" width=\"432\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/d53b6928-eda0-4afd-9d04-eb4306042c41.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Creierul v\u00e2stnicilor este mai lent deoarece a acumulat o mare cantitate de cuno\u015ftinte. Savan\u0163ii consider\u0103 c\u0103 oamenii nu se degradeaz\u0103 mental odat\u0103 cu v\u00e2rsta, ci, pur \u015fi simplu dureaz\u0103 mai mult p\u00e2n\u0103 ce-\u015fi amintesc de un lucru, deoarece ei au mai multe informa\u0163ii \u00een creier.<br>La fel cum, unui calculator al c\u0103rui hard-disk e supra\u00eenc\u0103rcat, \u00eei ia mai mult timp pentru accesarea unei informa\u0163ii. Cercet\u0103torii afirm\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eencetinirea procesului nu reprezint\u0103 un declin al fenomenului cunoa\u015fterii. Creierul uman lucreaz\u0103 mai lent la cei \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, spune Dr. Michael Ramscar, numai datorit\u0103 faptului c\u0103 a acumulat mai multe informa\u0163ii \u00een decursul timpului.<br>Creierul b\u0103tr\u00e2nilor nu devine mai pu\u0163in eficient. Din contra a adunat mai multe cuno\u015ftin\u0163e. De asemenea, cei \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, adesea se duc \u00een alt\u0103 camer\u0103 s\u0103 ia ceva, iar c\u00e2nd ajung acolo, se \u00eentreab\u0103 pentru ce au venit. Aceasta nu este o problem\u0103 de memorie ci o metod\u0103 natural\u0103 pentru a-i determina pe b\u0103tr\u00e2ni s\u0103 fac\u0103 mai mult\u0103 mi\u015fcare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Am o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de prieteni la care ar trebui s\u0103 le trimit acest mesaj, dar nu-mi amintesc, a\u015fa c\u0103, v\u0103 rog s\u0103-l trimite\u021bi\/ posta\u0163i mai departe prietenilor vostri, care poate sunt \u0219i ai mei dar n-am aflat \u00eenc\u0103 de ei (pe unde sunt). :)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Dou\u0103 \u00eenghe\u0163ate, v\u0103 rog.<\/li><li>Mici sau mari?<\/li><li>Ave\u0163i \u015fi mici?<\/li><li>Da.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8211; Atunci, patru mici \u015fi-o bere.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">E s\u0103rb\u0103toare, ce dracu!\u2026 nu ne intern\u0103m \u00een spital.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dac\u0103 ai o arm\u0103 &#8211; po\u0163i jefui o banc\u0103; dac\u0103 ai o banc\u0103 &#8211; \u00eei po\u0163i jefui pe to\u0163i.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>A\u015f vrea o bere f\u0103r\u0103 alcool.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8211; S\u0103 v\u0103 aduc \u015fi-o carte de colorat?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Unde e\u015fti?<\/li><li>\u00cen sta\u0163ie, a\u015ftept autobuzul.<\/li><li>Gr\u0103be\u015fte-te!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8211; OK, o s\u0103-l a\u015ftept mai repede.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 laud, dar sunt o persoan\u0103 foarte c\u0103utat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Oriunde m\u0103 duc, to\u0163i \u00eemi spun: &#8220;Tu ne mai lipseai!&#8221;.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Niciun film porno nu se poate compara cu mintea femeii c\u0103reia nu-i r\u0103spunde so\u0163ul la telefon.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu v\u0103 certa\u0163i! Cearta e de la Diavol!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">B\u0103taia, pe de alt\u0103 parte, e rupt\u0103 din Rai\u2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cea mai mare gre\u015feal\u0103 din alimenta\u0163ia rom\u00e2nilor e c\u0103 se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00ceNTRE EI.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>V\u0103d c\u0103 ai paharul gol\u2026 mai vrei unul?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8211; Ce s\u0103 fac cu dou\u0103 pahare goale?!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">La tinere\u0163e, nu \u015ftii c\u00e2te po\u0163i face. La b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, nu po\u0163i face c\u00e2te \u015ftii.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Femeile se sup\u0103r\u0103 doar din dou\u0103 motive: din NIMIC \u015fi din ORICE.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile vor multe lucruri de la un singur b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">B\u0103rba\u0163ii vor un singur lucru de la mai multe femei.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Nu metabolismul e lent, noi suntem prea rapizi cu furculi\u0163a!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Sf\u00e2nt\u0103-i slana, bun\u0103-i ceapa,<br>Da&#8217; p\u0103linca-i leacu&#8217; nost&#8217;,<br>Nu \u015ftiu pentru ce-o fi apa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">C\u0103 a\u015fa beteag n-am fost!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Paradox: c\u00e2nd \u00eempline\u015fti anii &#8211; stingi lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, iar c\u00e2nd mori &#8211; \u0163i le aprind?!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Femeile ador\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 bani, mici, gra\u015fi \u015fi chei\u2026 cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 fie nou-n\u0103scu\u0163i.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Fi\u0163i amabil, cum ajung la spital?<\/li><li>Vede\u0163i curba aia?<\/li><li>Da.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8211; \u0162ine\u0163i-o drept \u00eenainte!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Creierul uman e unic; lucreaz\u0103 ne\u00eentrerupt de la na\u015ftere p\u00e2n\u0103 la\u2026 cump\u0103rarea televizorului.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Realizezi c-ai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit c\u00e2nd lum\u00e2n\u0103rile cost\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t tortul.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam c\u0103tre Eva, la prima ceart\u0103: &#8211; Ai noroc c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 te trimit la m\u0103-ta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Creierul v\u00e2stnicilor este mai lent deoarece a acumulat o mare cantitate de cuno\u015ftinte. 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