{"id":85597,"date":"2022-04-28T12:12:39","date_gmt":"2022-04-28T09:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=85597"},"modified":"2022-04-28T12:12:44","modified_gmt":"2022-04-28T09:12:44","slug":"razi-ca-prostu-la-semafor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=85597","title":{"rendered":"\u201dR\u00e2zi ca prostu la semafor!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn.contentspeed.ro\/omfal.websales.ro\/cs-content\/cs-photos\/products\/original\/semafor-sistem-de-control-al-galagiei_1279_1_1589449659.jpg?resize=47%2C109&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Masurare, observare Semafor - sistem de control al galagiei 520026 Omfal  Educational\" width=\"47\" height=\"109\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen spiritualitatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, al\u0103turi de celebrele cuget\u0103ri\u201d R\u00e2zi ca curca-n lemne\u201d, \u201d R\u00e2zi ca prostu \u00een t\u00e2rg\u201da mai ap\u0103rut una\u201dR\u00e2zi ca prostu la semafor\u201d, av\u00e2ndu-i protagoni\u0219ti pe doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti din Ia\u0219i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Astfel, \u00een data de 16.04.2022, \u00een jurul orei 07:30, doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti, de la Brigada Rutier\u0103, se aflau la intersec\u021bia din P\u0103curari\u201dMoara de Foc\u201d. Ne-a atras aten\u021bia modul cum au oprit ma\u0219ina: pe culoarea ro\u0219ie a semaforului, pe sensul de mers Tg. Frumos, cu girofarul pornit. Cei doi se amuzau, experiment\u00e2nd astfel efectul girofarului pornit asupra culorii ro\u0219ii a semaforului. Prin profesionalismul \u0219i vigilen\u021ba acestora, urm\u0103reu pe cei care treceau prin intersec\u021bie.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie impune modific\u0103ri la regulamentul rutier! \u00cei \u00eentreb\u0103m pe domnii poli\u021bi\u0219ti\u201dCe trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 participan\u021bii la trafic c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o intersec\u021bie semaforizat\u0103 func\u021bional\u0103 v\u0103d o ma\u0219in\u0103 a poli\u021biei sta\u021bion\u00e2nd cu girofarul pornit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu \u0219tim dac\u0103 au gasit r\u0103spunsul, dar sigur \u0219eful Biroului Rutier \u0219i al Serviciului Rutier va gasi r\u0103spunsul legal. Credem c\u0103 ne vor l\u0103muri care este <strong>diferen\u021ba \u00eentre lege \u0219i percep\u021bie!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din informa\u021biile pe care le avem, unul din cei doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti era dl Denis, un nume de artist, a stat doi ani de zile \u00een concediu paternal , timp \u00een care a urmat \u201dstudii\u201d intense la Universitatea din Germania,  <strong>\u201dPlatforma de sparanghel!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Interesant, c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd a revenit la munc\u0103, de\u0219i exist\u0103 un serviciu de formare profesional, acest domn nu a sus\u021binut nici m\u0103car un <strong>test caligrafic<\/strong>: are un scris anagramat \u0219i negramatical, sfid\u00e2nd normele de scriere corect\u0103 \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din documenta\u021bia noastr\u0103 , exist\u0103 \u00eentr-adevar un deficit de personal la Biroul Rutier, dar mai sunt \u0219i idio\u021bi pentru care s-ar potrivi postul de \u201dpoli\u021bist c\u0103\u021belar\u201d, de la padocul pentru c\u00e2inii poli\u021bi\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Raportat la nivelul IQ-ului, domnului Asandei, pentru c\u0103 nu a folosit girofarul corect, i se potrive\u0219te cel de sub 20.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vom reveni cu alte informa\u021bii&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen spiritualitatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, al\u0103turi de celebrele cuget\u0103ri\u201d R\u00e2zi ca curca-n lemne\u201d, \u201d R\u00e2zi ca prostu \u00een t\u00e2rg\u201da mai ap\u0103rut una\u201dR\u00e2zi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":85598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/semafoare-pacurari-1.jpg?fit=1500%2C844&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-mgB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85599,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85597\/revisions\/85599"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/85598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}