{"id":85972,"date":"2022-05-10T11:02:24","date_gmt":"2022-05-10T08:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=85972"},"modified":"2022-05-10T11:02:30","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T08:02:30","slug":"haz-de-necaz-103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=85972","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Prietena mea a luat ieri permisul, asa c\u0103 am l\u0103sat-o azi sa conduc\u0103 prin ora\u0219 apoi ne-am decis s\u0103 oprim la un restaurant, s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m c\u00e2te ceva.<br>A venit momentul parc\u0103rii laterale, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut-o foarte stresat\u0103, transpir\u00e2nd toat\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 parcheze.<br>\u201c\u2013 Drag\u0103, am \u00eencredere \u00een tine, trebuie doar s\u0103 faci exact cum ai procedat ieri, la traseu\u201d, \u00eei spun eu.<br>\u015ei uite a\u015fa a \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 descheie, \u00eencet-\u00eencet, la \u0219li\u021b\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai, spune-mi, nu ma fierbe: ai obtinut permisul de conducere?<br>&#8211; Nu stiu inca.<br>&#8211; Cum adica nu stii? 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