Glume fresh pentru a ne mai r\u0103cori:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1.E at\u00e2t de cald afar\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t Tony Popt\u0103ma\u0219 a pus un citat pe facebook despre c\u00e2t de cald e afar\u0103.
2.Veste proast\u0103 pentru rom\u00e2ni: canicula din weekend a distrus 680 de kilometri de autostrad\u0103 ce trebuiau inaugura\u021bi de Guvern saptamana aceasta.
3.\u00cen Caracal, Prim\u0103ria a investit 10 milioane de euro \u00een achizi\u021bia unor tunuri pentru z\u0103pad\u0103 artificial\u0103 ca s\u0103 r\u0103coreasc\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benii pe timpul verii.
4.\u00cen c\u00e2teva sate din Vaslui, localnicii au cerut interven\u021bia pompierilor pentru a interveni cu o autospecial\u0103 plin\u0103 cu apa rece pentru c\u0103 nu mai aveau cu ce face \u0219pri\u021b. Ca o informare, se pare c\u0103 \u00een Vaslui gradele din termometru tot nu le-au dep\u0103\u0219it pe cele din pahare.
5.Guvernul se laud\u0103: \u00een aceasta saptamana nu s-a \u00eenregistrat niciun caz de deger\u0103turi sau oameni care s\u0103 sufere de frig \u00een case.
6.La c\u00e2t de cald este, cel mai distribuit citat de pe facebook este cel al lui Thomas Edison, “Geniul este 1 % inspira\u021bie \u0219i 99% transpira\u021bie.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7.E at\u00e2t de cald afar\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t ri\u0219ti sa faci insola\u021bie \u0219i la umbr\u0103.
8.E at\u00e2t de cald afar\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t bugetarii au pus m\u00e2na pe dosarele de lucru chiar dac\u0103 doar pentru a-\u0219i face evantai din ele.
9.E at\u00e2t de cald afar\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00een mijloacele de transport \u00een comun chiar \u0219i pensionarii vor s\u0103 deschizi geamul s\u0103 se fac\u0103 putin curent.
10.E at\u00e2t de cald afar\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t metroul circul\u0103 cu u\u0219ile deschise.
Bonus:
Fi\u021bo\u0219ii masoara canicula \u00een grade Grade Fahrenheit nu \u00een grade Celsius, ca to\u021bi s\u0103racii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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