{"id":88267,"date":"2022-07-26T10:12:54","date_gmt":"2022-07-26T07:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=88267"},"modified":"2022-07-26T10:13:00","modified_gmt":"2022-07-26T07:13:00","slug":"haz-de-necaz-142","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=88267","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Isteria \u0219oferilor care au luat cu asalt benzin\u0103riile din cauza scumpirilor la carburan\u021bi \u0219i cresterea nejustificat\u0103 a pre\u021burilor acestora a generat un nou val de glume pe re\u021belele sociale. Iat\u0103 in continuare c\u00e2teva dintre glumele ap\u0103rute sau actualizate, din spa\u021biul online<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S-a scumpit at\u00e2t de tare carburantul \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219oferii de la RATB \u00eei roag\u0103 pe c\u0103l\u0103torii care se urc\u0103 \u00een autobuz s\u0103 pun\u0103 bani la motorin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Guvernul va lansa programul pentru tineret &#8220;Primul Plin&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 ma\u0219ina \u00eei tr\u0103gea c\u00e2nd dreapta, c\u00e2nd st\u00e2nga, un rom\u00e2n s-a dus la un service pentru reglarea direc\u021biei, iar dup\u0103 o verificare complex\u0103 i s-a spus s\u0103 nu mai alimenteze din damigean\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proverbele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti au \u00eenceput s\u0103 fie updatate: &#8220;Frate frate, dar benzina e pe bani&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/soferi\/batalia_de_la_benzinarie_bancul_zilei.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"batalia de la benzinarie bancul zilei\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Marii finan\u021bi\u0219ti v\u0103 recomand\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi economiile \u00een benzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103ie\u021bii din Doroban\u021bi nu se mai dau cu parfum c\u00e2nd ies \u00een ora\u0219, acum se dau cu c\u00e2\u021biva stropi de benzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/soferi\/ce_parfumuri_sunt_mai_noi_pe_piata.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ce parfumuri sunt mai noi pe piata\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Firmele de benzin\u0103rie au anun\u021bat c\u0103 dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea major\u0103ri la pre\u021bul benzinei e timpul s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i o reducere, pentru a nu-\u0219i descuraja clien\u021bii: vor introduce litrul de 900 ml.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un rom\u00e2n a stat la coad\u0103 la motorin\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina electric\u0103 pentru c\u0103 are acas\u0103 un generator diesel pe care \u00eel folose\u0219te la \u00eenc\u0103rcarea ma\u0219inii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:google<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isteria \u0219oferilor care au luat cu asalt benzin\u0103riile din cauza scumpirilor la carburan\u021bi \u0219i cresterea nejustificat\u0103 a pre\u021burilor acestora a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":82159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/kisspng-car-smiley-emoticon-computer-icons-clip-art-5d06da74562228.6993683415607302283528.jpg?fit=900%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-mXF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88268,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88267\/revisions\/88268"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/82159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}