{"id":89641,"date":"2022-09-15T09:27:29","date_gmt":"2022-09-15T06:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=89641"},"modified":"2022-09-15T09:27:33","modified_gmt":"2022-09-15T06:27:33","slug":"haz-de-necaz-164","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=89641","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Odat\u0103 cu achizi\u021bionarea unei ma\u0219ini electrice, \u0219oferii trebuie s\u0103 se resemneze. Vor fi \u021binta glumelor celor care nu cred \u00een alt tip de motoare dec\u00e2t cele conven\u021bionale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Gluma pe care o aude un \u0219ofer de EV atunci c\u00e2nd st\u0103 prost cu autonomia<\/a>: Pot s\u0103-mi \u00eencarc \u0219i eu laptopul la ma\u0219ina ta, te rog?<\/li>
  2. Apple lanseaz\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 electric\u0103 \u00een 2025. Suntem curio\u0219i cu to\u021bii dac\u0103 va avea Windows (ferestre).<\/li>
  3. O \u00eencarci la telefon?<\/li>
  4. \u0218i \u021bi-ai pus evacuare sport?<\/li>
  5. \u0218i eu mi-am luat un EV \u0219i e mai ieftin dec\u00e2t Tesla ta. Se nume\u0219te \u201ctramvaiul 41\u201d.<\/li>
  6. \u00ce\u021bi dau num\u0103rul meu. Po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 suni c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 current. Vin eu s\u0103 te tractez.<\/li>
  7. Ce face un \u0219ofer de ma\u0219in\u0103 electric\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 autonomie? Sun\u0103 la ENEL.<\/li>
  8. S\u0103 nu porne\u0219ti farurile c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 baterie.<\/li>
  9. Ce face un \u0219ofer \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 ma\u0219ina electric\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103rcat? Se duce s\u0103-\u0219i tr\u0103iasc\u0103 via\u021ba, c\u0103 are timp.<\/li>
  10. De ziua ta, o s\u0103-\u021bi cump\u0103r o enciclopedie. Nu de alta, dar s\u0103 ai ce face c\u00e2t timp stai la priz\u0103.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Bonus<\/strong>: Ce \u00eei spune unui mecanic unui \u0219ofer de ma\u0219in\u0103 electric\u0103? \u00ce\u021bi fac un schimb de ulei gratis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    Odat\u0103 cu achizi\u021bionarea unei ma\u0219ini electrice, \u0219oferii trebuie s\u0103 se resemneze. Vor fi \u021binta glumelor celor care nu cred \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":89645,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/images.jpg?fit=259%2C194&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-njP","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89646,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89641\/revisions\/89646"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/89645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}