{"id":9153,"date":"2016-06-10T09:51:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T06:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=9153"},"modified":"2016-06-10T09:51:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T06:51:00","slug":"bancul-zilei-60","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=9153","title":{"rendered":"BANCUL ZILEI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean \u015fi un oltean fac accident. Am\u00e2ndoi aveau in momentul impactului mai mult de 200 Km\/h. Ma\u015finile sunt f\u0103cute praf, dar din fericire cei doi ies teferi \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 nici m\u0103car o zg\u00e2rietur\u0103. Se uit\u0103 ei unu la altu la care ardeleanu zice: -Uit\u0103-te la ma\u015finile noastre. Eu cred c\u0103 Domnul a vrut s\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim \u015fi s\u0103 deschidem o afacere \u00eempreun\u0103. Cred c\u0103 soarta a fost de vin\u0103. La care Olteanul: -Hai c\u0103 am o sticl\u0103 de vin \u00een portbagaj. Vreau s\u0103 o caut \u015fi s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torim. G\u0103se\u015fte sticla \u015fi \u00eei d\u0103 prima dat\u0103 ardeleanului s\u0103 bea, c\u0103 a\u015fa este frumos. Bea ardelanul jum\u0103tate din sticl\u0103, iar apoi o d\u0103 \u015fi olteanului. La care olteanul: &#8211; Nu, nu&#8230; Eu a\u015ftept Poli\u0163ia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean \u015fi un oltean fac accident. Am\u00e2ndoi aveau in momentul impactului mai mult de 200 Km\/h. Ma\u015finile sunt f\u0103cute<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/banc.jpg?fit=500%2C359&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-2nD","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9154,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9153\/revisions\/9154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}