{"id":92707,"date":"2022-12-05T10:00:51","date_gmt":"2022-12-05T08:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=92707"},"modified":"2022-12-05T10:00:56","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T08:00:56","slug":"haz-de-necaz-214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=92707","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Pentru ca Romania sa intre in spatiul Schengen la 8 decembrie, europenii au solicitat ceva inedit, sa ne prezentam la Bruxelles cu 3 personaje:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Un popa cinstit<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. O studenta, fata mare, de 20 ani<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Un politician necorupt.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Cu mic cu mare tot romanul s-a mobilizat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Preafericitul a gasit, dupa \u00eendelungi cautari, intr-un sat din Moldova, un popa cinstit ce a fost trimis URGENT la Bruxelles;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Ministerul Invatamantului si cel al
    Sanatatii au gasit studenta fecioara\u2026. trimisa si ea urgent catre aceeasi destinatie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Incepe cautarea politicianului necorupt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    PSD?- noi nu avem asa ceva, si nu am avut niciodata!
    PNL?-nu gasiti la noi asa ceva.!
    USR?-la noi nicicum, doar de fatada!
    UDMR?- nici noi nu aveam dar ne-a murit un membru, si am adus unul nou care e necorupt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Il duc pe ungur cu tot alaiul la Otopeni sa il trimita cu Wizz-ul la Bruxelles, moment in care suna Rares Bogdan si spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -Nu mai este nevoie sa il trimiteti pe ungur!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -De ce, striga toti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -S-a \u00eembatat popa si-o ………… studenta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Sursa:whatsapp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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