{"id":94487,"date":"2023-01-25T10:08:16","date_gmt":"2023-01-25T08:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=94487"},"modified":"2023-01-25T10:08:20","modified_gmt":"2023-01-25T08:08:20","slug":"haz-de-necaz-244","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=94487","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ia&nbsp;<\/em><em>mea spune c\u0103 sunt&nbsp;<\/em><em>nebun.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 De ce?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Deoarece de fiecare dat\u0103&nbsp;<\/em><em>c\u00e2nd beau cafea m\u0103n\u00e2nc&nbsp;<\/em><em>cea\u015fca!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Cummm?!! M\u0103n\u00e2nci&nbsp;<\/em><em>cea\u015fca cu totul??<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Nu, toarta o las!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Chiar c\u0103 e\u015fti nebun!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Toarta e cea mai bun\u0103!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"568\" data-attachment-id=\"94488\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=94488\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?fit=870%2C618&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"870,618\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-53\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?fit=300%2C213&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?fit=800%2C568&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?resize=800%2C568\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-94488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?w=870&amp;ssl=1 870w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?resize=300%2C213&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-53.png?resize=768%2C546&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te un dirijor cu Dumnezeu Dirijorul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doamne\u2026 ajut\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 devin cel mai bun dirijor! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dumnezeu \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: Fiule, \u021bi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fii dirijorul corului meu de \u00eengeri \u0219i cei mai buni compozitori precum Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert s\u0103 scrie pentru tine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dirijorul: Ar fi cel mai extraordinar lucru! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dumnezeu: Preg\u0103te\u0219te-te, m\u00e2ine la 10 ai prima repeti\u021bie! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i strig\u0103 pisica: -Pis, pis, pis\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisica \u00eei r\u0103spunde: -Pace \u015fi \u021bie, mamaie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum va numi\u021bi? \u2013 Po-po-pop\u0103 M\u0103-m\u0103-marin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Sunte\u021bi b\u00e2lb\u00e2it? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, tata a fost, iar func\u021bionarul era un dobitoc\u2026<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa:libertatea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ia&nbsp;mea spune c\u0103 sunt&nbsp;nebun. \u2013 De ce? \u2013 Deoarece de fiecare dat\u0103&nbsp;c\u00e2nd beau cafea m\u0103n\u00e2nc&nbsp;cea\u015fca! \u2013 Cummm?!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":86415,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/1ccd0caaa62982f562dc08eea01cb2d8-emoticon-greeting-cards.jpg?fit=236%2C236&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-ozZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94489,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94487\/revisions\/94489"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/86415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}