1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103i, de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietena mea, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi s\u0103 facem cump\u0103r\u0103turile pe r\u00e2nd. O zi ea, o zi eu, o zi ea, o zi eu\u2026 \u0219i tot a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Tare. \u0218i care e diferen\u021ba? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i acum o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem, o zi m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o zi bem\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o ber\u0103rie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Da\u021bi-mi o bere, \u00eemi a\u0219tept nevasta aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Brun\u0103 sau blond\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 chelnerul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu \u0219tiu, de-abia a intrat la coafor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii, sun\u0103 cineva la u\u015f\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina se duce somnoroas\u0103 s\u0103 deschid\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen fa\u0163a u\u015fii erau patru b\u0103rba\u0163i, be\u0163i cri\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103, noi am venit s\u0103-l conducem pe so\u0163ul dvs. p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, dar nu \u015ftim care dintre noi este. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un rus se scoal\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i vede tancuri cu steagul Americii \u00een fa\u021ba casei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iese url\u00e2nd: \u201efreedom, freedom!\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un soldat iese din tanc: \u201eniet freedom. Halloween\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 Revelion, doi tipi beau \u00eentr-un bar: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tu de unde e\u0219ti? \u00eentreab\u0103 unul dintre ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Din Bac\u0103u! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i eu tot din Bac\u0103u! \u00cen ce an te-ai n\u0103scut? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 1988. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Wow! \u0218i eu tot \u00een 1988! \u00cen ce lun\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iulie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Incredibil! \u0218i eu tot \u00een iulie! \u00cen ce zi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 14. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 cred! \u0218i eu tot pe 14! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i continu\u0103 s\u0103 bea \u015fi mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centre timp, intr\u0103 \u00een bar un al treilea tip care \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe barman ce mai e nou dup\u0103 Revelion. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nimic, iar s-au \u00eemb\u0103tat gemenii \u0103ia \u0219i nu se mai recunosc!
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