{"id":9619,"date":"2016-06-21T08:33:55","date_gmt":"2016-06-21T05:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=9619"},"modified":"2016-06-21T10:57:34","modified_gmt":"2016-06-21T07:57:34","slug":"cum-este-cand-conduci-cu-nevasta-si-cu-soacra-in-acelasi-timp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=9619","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. CUM ESTE C\u00c2ND CONDUCI CU NEVASTA \u0218I CU SOACRA \u00ceN ACELA\u0218I TIMP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele trecute am dus-o pe soacra-mea acasa la tara. Statuse la noi de Sarbatori.<br \/>\nNevasta-mea in dreapta, soacra-mea in spate.<br \/>\nM-au tocat, cand una, cand alta: vezi ca mergi cu viteza, las-o mai usor, nu depasi, depaseste etc.<br \/>\nEvident ca mi-am iesit din minti.<br \/>\nM-am intors spre nevasta-mea si i-am strigat furios:<br \/>\n&#8211; Baaaaa, cine conduce masina asta, tu sau maica-ta?????<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele trecute am dus-o pe soacra-mea acasa la tara. Statuse la noi de Sarbatori. Nevasta-mea in dreapta, soacra-mea in spate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9322,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bancul.jpg?fit=969%2C645&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-2v9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9619"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9664,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9619\/revisions\/9664"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}