{"id":96231,"date":"2023-03-09T09:17:57","date_gmt":"2023-03-09T07:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=96231"},"modified":"2023-03-09T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2023-03-09T07:18:00","slug":"mesaje-hazlii-de-9-martie-ziua-barbatului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=96231","title":{"rendered":"Mesaje hazlii de 9 Martie \u2013 Ziua b\u0103rbatului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>S\u0103 bei c\u00e2te beri vrei (40 de pahare). S\u0103 te joci pe calculator c\u00e2t dore\u015fti. S\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i arunci hainele pe unde apuci. S\u0103 te uiti la meci cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii. S\u0103 la\u015fi vasele nesp\u0103late. S\u0103 faci\u2026 ce vrei. Toate astea pentru c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine, totul va revenii la normal&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 tot e ziua noastr\u0103, hai s\u0103 mergem \u015fi noi la o bere s\u0103 o s\u0103rb\u0103torim!<br>\u015etiu c\u0103 azi se beau 40 de pahare, \u00eens\u0103 te rog s\u0103 nu vii acas\u0103 prea ame\u0163it. Cadoul t\u0103u sunt eu \u015fi te vreau \u00een form\u0103.<br>De ziua ta, dragul meu, pentru c\u0103 sunt de\u015fteapt\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015fi deschis\u0103 la minte, treac\u0103 de la mine\u2026 La Mul\u0163i Ani!<br>Numai noi, cele pe care le \u00eendr\u0103giti \u015fi aprecia\u0163i, s\u0103 primim ur\u0103ri prim\u0103v\u0103ratice? Datorit\u0103 vou\u0103 suntem asa, \u015fi atunci v\u0103 \u00eentoarcem ur\u0103rile, si v\u0103 spunem: fi\u0163i buni cu noi, ca s\u0103 v\u0103 fie bine!!!<br>9 Martie, e ziua ta \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i doresc \u00eempliniri, multe bucurii \u015fi o zi a b\u0103rbatului a\u015fa cum visezi!<br>Chiar dac\u0103 nu au sensibilitatea, frumuse\u0163ea, delicate\u0163ea femeilor\u2026 b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt unici\u2026 \u201cLa mul\u0163i ani\u201d tuturor b\u0103rba\u0163ilor!<br>F\u0103r\u0103 vorbe prea multe\u2026 hai la o bere!<br>Un mesaj virtual purt\u0103tor de sentimente 100% veritabile. Te iubesc! La multi ani de 9 Martie!<br>\u00ce\u0163i urez o zi a b\u0103rbatului \u00een care s\u0103 te bucuri de fiecare raz\u0103 de soare \u015fi de fiecare pat\u0103 de verdea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi\u2026 de dragostea mea necondi\u0163ionat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"96235\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?attachment_id=96235\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/ziua_barbatului.jpg?fit=700%2C441&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"700,441\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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S\u0103 te joci pe calculator c\u00e2t dore\u015fti. S\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i arunci hainele pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":96236,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rubrica-de-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/9martie-19575.webp","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-p27","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96231"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96237,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96231\/revisions\/96237"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/96236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}