{"id":9863,"date":"2016-06-24T15:05:59","date_gmt":"2016-06-24T12:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=9863"},"modified":"2016-06-24T15:05:59","modified_gmt":"2016-06-24T12:05:59","slug":"bancul-zilei-surpriza-unui-politist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=9863","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei: Surpriza unui poli\u0163ist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O masina e oprita de politie :<br \/>\n-Domnule , ati baut ceva ? il intreba politistul pe sofer.<br \/>\n-Da , am baut !<br \/>\n-OK ! Va rog sa suflati in fiola !<br \/>\nDupa ce sufla soferul , politaiul holb\u00e2ndu-se la fiola , spune :<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n-Dar vad ca n-ati baut nimic !<br \/>\n-Ba da ! Un pahar de apa &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O masina e oprita de politie : -Domnule , ati baut ceva ? il intreba politistul pe sofer. -Da ,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9322,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/realitatearutiera.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bancul.jpg?fit=969%2C645&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p61naM-2z5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9868,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9863\/revisions\/9868"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}