{"id":99612,"date":"2023-06-08T09:40:57","date_gmt":"2023-06-08T06:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=99612"},"modified":"2023-06-08T09:41:01","modified_gmt":"2023-06-08T06:41:01","slug":"haz-de-necaz-320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realitatearutiera.ro\/?p=99612","title":{"rendered":"Haz de necaz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>De unde stie femeia ca masina are apa la motor<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Dragul meu, cred c\u0103 ma\u015fina noastr\u0103 are ap\u0103 \u00een motor!<br>&#8211; Draga mea, tu m\u0103car \u015ftii unde este motorul?<br>&#8211; Da, \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103.<br>&#8211; \u015ei ma\u015fina unde e?<br>&#8211; \u00cen lac!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/bancuri365.ro\/images\/auto\/mod_de_parcare_5.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"mod de parcare 5\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Am intrat \u00eentr-o reprezentan\u0163\u0103 auto \u015fi i-am spus managerului:<br>&#8211; So\u0163ia mea ar dori s\u0103 discuta\u0163i despre Loganul din vitrin\u0103.<br>&#8211; \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, domnule, dar nu avem nici un Logan \u00een vitrin\u0103.<br>&#8211; Crede\u0163i-m\u0103 pe cuv\u00e2nt\u2026 acum ave\u0163i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; M-am s\u0103turat de mania asta a vitezei. 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